Tuesday 28 September 2010

Grotty carpets and pink plastic bottles


Watching tv.  Advert comes on showing a grotty carpet (looked fine to me) and a lady and her toddler. Lady is remembering how carpet looked when new. Talks aloud about this. Another woman approaches from back of room, holding pink plastic bottle of wonder-formula guaranteed to retrieve ‘new carpet’ look.

Why doesn’t mother-lady say “Where the f*** did you come from ? How the hell did you get in? I have a small child in the house. My front and back doors are locked !!!! I’m calling the police RIGHT NOW.”

And not to mention the tv crew with a lens pretty much up her nose.

 

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